270293:

i’ve probably been to twice this many concerts, but i only have stubs for like 1/3 of them b/c stupid me clicks “print online ticket” b/c lazy me is lazy

dreamedd-of-paradisee:

do you ever listen to a song and feel this deep inconsolable sadness that makes your chest physically ache but yet it’s the most beautiful feeling in the world

(Source: tyrellmargaerys, via theironyofchokingonjacksmom)

alltime-fuentes:

Oh I love them

kirtens:

when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day

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snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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